What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?